Gov. and Mrs. Newsom Make an Unappetizing Thanksgiving Video
‘With the volume turned off, they literally look like psychopathic robots incorrectly expressing inappropriate facial expressions’
By Katy Grimes, November 27, 2023 4:43 pm
Just in time for Thanksgiving, Mr. and Mrs. Gavin Newsom, also known as the California Governor and the First Partner, made this nauseating short video for the little people of their state. It’s as sweet as Pecan Pie – or at least they thought it was. It’s probably closer to an improperly cooked Thanksgiving turkey contaminated with bacteria… like salmonella.
Salmonella infection affects the intestinal tract. You get the picture.
The First Partner apologized to the “Native Peoples” for the “complicated history of this day,” but “celebrates” them “in the face of unimaginable odds.”
That nearly caused me to disgorge my breakfast.
But this comment was worse: “We are building an equitable California where we can all thrive together.”
Was that a clever nod to Chairman Xi?
When Gov. and Mrs. Newsom attempt to be cute and relate to the average bloke, it comes off as sincere as your malignant co-worker who tells you that your outfit actually looks good today.
But instead of weighing in on this tacky video from the First Couple auditioning for the White House, let the comments on YouTube speak:
- Remember when Newsom was hosting a dinner party at the French Laundry when all of us were on lock down and couldn’t be in large groups? pepperidge farms remembers.
- They will teach classes one day on videos like this.
- If you watch this with the volume turned off, they literally look like psychopathic robots incorrectly expressing inappropriate facial expressions.
- Is that why everyone is leaving?
- God help us if he is elected President.
- The chicoms are thankful you could clean up SF for them.
- You left God out of the giving thanks part. You are slick. Wow.
- This guy single handedly ruined California.
- We appreciate your service to our Great State of California. Happy Thanksgiving Governor and First Partner.
- Every time I see him I get irritable bowel syndrome.
- 4th biggest economy my ass.
- Happy Happy Thanksgiving from Florida.
- Is this an SNL skit ? FYI it’s not funny.
A friend shared, “You can tell she hates him.”
Another said, “Yes saw it..the complicated history of California. Barf.”
Yet another said, “Incredibly creepy – and what is with then hands and apologizing for Thanksgiving?”
And the final comment was actually a question from one of these friends: “Has Newsom expanded his ‘self-medicating’ with wine to daytime?”
Remember, “Governor Gavin Newsom admits he likes to self-medicate with a glass of wine while watching the nightly news,” we learned in 2020.
Be sure to refresh your memory of California’s 2020 Thanksgiving: “Remember Gov. Newsom’s 2020 Thanksgiving Stay-Home, No ‘Gatherings’, and Curfew Order: ‘Stay home, no singing, no shouting, no music, no parties, eat outside and keep a mask on’ law.”
When my very proper elderly aunt couldn’t think of anything nice to say about someone, she’d announce, “Well, I’m sure he had a nice mother.”
California Globe readers, please share your thoughts.
She has a stupid face.
How this unbelievably phony twosome can stand there and make this preposterous Happy Thanksgiving video (“we love each and every one of you,” says the wife) after laying waste to the State of California and its people is beyond comprehension.
Ha!
This is what insincerity looks like!
Turn on the volume and Mr snd Mrs. Woke really sound like little woke robots!
Wow, amazing how the indigenous peoples overcame intertribal wars to now be exposed to these two unlikeable trolls!
I hope the rest of the nation sees through their phony veneer!
Can his contempt for the people of this state be any more obvious?
On the lighter side some of your descriptive verbs make me laugh. disgorge was a good one. I am sure that he will be acting contemptuously at the debate on Thursday.
I thought “Happy Thanksgiving” is racist with the left! And Governor Climate Change has the cajones to tell us that inflation is a conservative lie? I am looking forward to Governor DeSantis mopping the floor with him on Thursday!
let them eat pie
The let them eat pie vibe would be even better if they filmed this spot at the French Laundry.
She is Harvey Weinstein’s sloppy seconds. That is all I see in her.
Won’t mention what I see in him.
Mrs. Newsom, “You know what I am not thankful for…”
Gov. Newsom, “What’s that dear?”
Mrs. Newsom, “When you had that sexual affair with your campaign manager’s wife when you were major of San Francisco, you bast*rd!”
These two really could be in the next Purge movies. Beyond creepy