Hot Tips for Dealing with Your Bigoted Family at Thanksgiving
Talking turkey over politics
By Katy Grimes, November 27, 2024 9:07 am
The holidays following a Presidential Election can be painful. In any given family in America, someone is going to be disappointed, distressed, even depressed, while others may be jubilant, joyous, jocular, even Jolly.
How will your aging hippie Bernie-loving aunt who never met a tube of lipstick behave? Can she remain civil as the mashed potatoes are being passed around the table? (hint: probably not – leftists always bring up politics first). She will undoubtedly whine again that Bernie Sanders was robbed of a win in 2016 as she gulps down her Sangiovese with a sob.
When your college professor sister claims that Trump will impose a federal ban on abortion, mom and dad need to remind everyone that it’s not polite to discuss medical procedures at the dinner table. And tell her to take off the pink p*ssy hat in protest of the election reminding her that hats are not worn at the table.
Grandma cutting a big fart at this moment would be helpful and will provide a nice distraction (true story about grandma).
When your MAGA cousin shows up in his “I’m voting for the convicted Felon” t-shirt with Trump’s mugshot on it, announce an ugly Christmas sweater contest, and hand one to him… and toss an elf hat to his brother wearing a “Make Liberals Cry Again” hat.
As dad is carving the turkey and asks his annual rhetorical question, “is Diehard is a Christmas movie?” everyone groans and says YES in unison, know that Thanksgiving can be saved.
Here are some suggestions for good conversation topics:
Budweiser is making a masculine comeback after their disastrous DEI media campaign featuring trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
What is fruitcake?
Jaguar obviously didn’t get the memo. Taking a page from the Budweiser DEI manual, they hired a new DEI “marketing & branding” hack and managed to produce a dystopian commercial featuring non-binary tranny models, and not one peak at a Jaguar vehicle (No worries – they all look like Toyotas now anyway).
Is grandma’s Jello mold and Chex Mix going to make the cut when RFK Jr. issues his healthy diet guidelines?
Scientists Officially Declare End of ‘Climate Emergency’ During Prague Climate Conference. Talk amongst yourselves… this should be fun!
Is Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen really a Hobbit?
Do the Presidentially pardoned turkeys really get to live or are they dinner for their owners?
Failed Presidential wanna-be Kamala Harris is thinking of running again in 2028 (be careful… someone is about to spit a mouthful of food). Or, Kamala Harris may run for California Governor (be careful… someone is about to spit a mouthful of red wine).
Worst Christmas song ever. (my vote: “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town,” by Bruce Springsteen. Worst EVER.)
What is the family business succession plan? Followed by “who is your favorite kid?” to your parents.
When will the annual family Fruitcake Toss will take place?
Best Christmas song ever. (my vote: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, “Christmas All Over Again” ;-))
The people who claim that Trump’s mass deportations will separate families are the ones who made your grandma and grandpa die alone in the hospital during Covid. (Oops… too political?)
Charlie Brown Christmas or Frosty the Snowman?
Announce that you are the favorite kid.
Is Gavin Newsom running for President in 2028? Will his wife still insist on being called “The First Partner?”
Ask your sister if she still has her Fonzie from Happy Days tattoo.
Is 𝕏 is more balanced than any other media platform?
Leaving treats for Santa and his reindeer dates back to ancient Norse mythology: cookies and milk or beer and bar mix for Santa?
Compliment your sister’s electrolysis hair removal of her mustache. Suggest your cousin electrolysis his unibrow.
Secretary of State Antony Blinken holding therapy “cry sessions” for department staffers upset over Donald Trump‘s election victory. What a wuss.
Favorite Christmas movies to watch in order: Christmas Vacation, Scrooged, Elf, The Santa Claus and It’s a Wonderful Life?
Is P. Diddy going to be “Epsteined” in prison? Who is on Diddy’s list?
Cranberry sauce: Homemade whole cranberry sauce or Ocean Spray jellied in a can?
Tucker Carlson Says Several CNN Anchors Are Mouthpieces for the Intel Agencies. Talk amongst yourselves…
Did Grandma fart again? as everyone jumps up to leave the table…
If conversation becomes strained, stand up and challenge everyone to the Trump Dance.
Happy 2024 Thanksgiving!
And Remember, Gov. Gavin Newsom and the compliant Democrat Supermajority in the California Legislature closed your children’s schools, shut down your businesses, ordered your churches closed, cancelled your holidays, masked your kids, mandated Covid shots to go back to work and school… while they exempted themselves from these mandates.
- Governor Newsom ‘Stands in Solidarity’ with Central Valley Child - December 12, 2024
- ‘Jobs are Down and Workers are Suffering’ While Gov. Newsom Touts Job Increases - December 11, 2024
- Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg’s Career: A Fractured Fairytale - December 11, 2024
You and Jessica Patterson need to have some face time.
She needs your guidance on how to expose this arrogant ass.
Please encourage her to buy some T.V. time instead of spending the money on cocktail parties.
Ms. Paterson is part of the Sacramento Establishment class. She won’t believe that change is coming to California until it introduces itself to her.
This is hilarious! Thankful for Katy Grimes, Evan Symon, and all the other California Globe contributors for keeping us informed and reporting on stories and issues that the mainstream legacy propaganda media refuses to cover.
Looking at the photo above of narcissist Gavin “Hair-gel Hitler” Newsom with the “First partner” (aka Weinstein’s trollop) pointing his crooked finger at us and admonishing us to “enjoy some pie” is revolting and so typical of those two? Why does the “First Partner” always seem to be photographed with a smirk on her face and her head cocked to one side like a puzzled poodle?
Ha ha TJ re “First Partner” Jen.
P.S. Suggest we refrain from saying this at the Thanksgiving table: “Who’s more evil, Gov Gruesome or the ‘First Partner?’ Discuss.”
Zerohedge has a story about Kamala Harris addressing supporters during a Democrat party Nov. 26 video call in which she looked haggard, disheveled and disoriented after returning from a post-election three week vacation in Hawaii. Many question if she may have been imbibing in some mind altering substances?
(https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watch-disheveled-drunk-kamala-speaks-first-time-conceding-trump)
Seems like Kamala had a few before going on the zoom call.
Is an intervention in her future? Or is that just too-too 90s?
Wow, how lucky are we that the Marxists weren’t able to cheat this woman into office!
Sigh of relief! Trump Dance!
Yep, Trump dance celebration!
Comedian Elsa Kurt doing an imitation of Kamala enjoying cocktails while being unburdened on a Hawaiian beach:
(https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KdpzwOm8z7M)
Ha ha HA! She’s good. Elsa Kurt, that is. 🙂
LOL!
So true: All the sensible people at the table can be bound and determined to keep their mouths shut about you-know-what, and succeed. But it NEVER FAILS, the lefty in-laws will bring up you-know-what. Every Single Time.
And this might actually work: “Suggested topic: ‘What is fruitcake?'”
Thanks for the Globe holiday frivolity, Katy. Really hit the spot.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and to ALL!
Bring up which state has the worst Governor!
Michigan
Minnesota
California
NY
Colorado
NJ
Arizona
Illinois
And mention you didn’t realize they were all Democrats in states with no voter ID.
Ask if you think they’re serving “crow” or turkey at Kamala’s house?
Ask your relatives who is “staying in the fight” after getting thumped by Trump.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Brilliant! The Babylon Bee is jealous.
Best Christmas song: Robert Earl Keen “Christmas With The Family”.
Yep, Trump dance celebration!
Comedian Elsa Kurt doing an imitation of Kamala enjoying cocktails while being unburdened on a Hawaiian beach:
(https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KdpzwOm8z7M)